Go On - Get Your Jess Out!
About Me
- Name: Jess
- Location: Auckland, New Zealand
Well, where do I start!
My friends love me. So does my Mum and my stuffed toy Muffin Junior. And I'm sure the neighbors do too because I have a habit of changing bras with the curtains open. Err, anyway..
I'm far from perfect. For the idiots who don't understand that, it means that I drink too much, I smoke too much and I drink far too much coffee. :)
I am no longer single and I'm still getting used to it. For you idiots who have trouble understanding what 'not single' is, it means I can't flash my boobs at a car full of guys when we're stopped at the lights. Not that I would EVER do anything like that anyway! *shakes head*
I am a loyal and caring friend; when I need to be. If you cross me, watch out.
Contrary to popular belief, I have two arms, two legs, the correct amount of toes and fingers and everything else most normal human has. Apart from a penis, I don't have one of those. Yet.
Geez, the type of surgery they can do these days eh? It's amazing:)!
Ok is that enough?
I damn well hope so because I don't think I know much more about myself.
Ok that's it!
